Contrary to popular belief Salad Bar Tuesday is open for general admission. It has been referenced to as an elite club, a small gathering of the finest women and I am here to set the record straight. We are not elitists (-ish) and men are certainly welcome. The by-laws clearly state that we offer a FREE trial membership. Any newcomber is welcome to try our variety of tasty offerings before committing to weekly contributions. There are other people who share this secluded office space and they have been repeatedly invited to join. Most of the time we get the cold shoulder and the popular response is "i'm not much of a salad person". We have even had people tell us they want to join and then they let us down by not being in the office on Tuesday to participate (Bryan, you know who you are). And most recently I caught Frank peering over the cubicle wall to admire today's fabulous spread which included:
- a variety of Le-Toose
- artichoke hearts
- goat cheese
- dried cranberries
- homemade tabbouleh
- bacon
- taco turkey
- celery
- shaved carrots
- homemade broccoli rotini soup
Let me hereby declare, that any man, woman or child is welcome to join us on any Tuesday at noon (EST) for a feast above all feasts. We do not make you sign a contract, donate blood, or make you promise to name your next child SBT, but we do ask for a commitment to whole hearted health and good fun every Tuesday from here on in! 
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